The Honey Bear

I came across the honey bear looking for a way to fix a tear in my favorite shirt, and I bought it expecting only that, but oh, was I wrong. First, I used it on my torn shirt, to no surprise, the tear was fixed quickly, but then I wondered "I wonder if this will work on other objects?" With that, I tried it on my wall, now that might not sound like much, but it was hard to call it a real wall, given the condition it was in. In mere seconds, the wall was back to working shape. Next, I tried it on my pet ryulong, and it regrew its entire tail. My friend, David, had come over as I was testing the honey bear. He was bald, he had been ever since a particularly unpleasant incident from when he was thirteen years old. I poured some on his head, his hair instantly grew three metres. Knowing that this incredible power was in my hand bothered me, "why should such power be mine only while I have this bear in my hand?" At that moment I decided to drink it, every last drop. The power surged throughout my body, I had a hard time holding it in, this energy was not meant for mortal souls. And yet, I lived. I attained the power of a god.

Thank you, Carlin Bros. this product has truly changed my life.